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Flower Demotivational Poster


PEACEFUL SOLUTION -




POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #231737
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #231653
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


GUILTY -


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm, #242893
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed h***ers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm, #238379
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am, #238359
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am, #237520
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am, #237518
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm, #237506
Ta5ty


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm, #239440
*groan* ...you're old.


WHERE ELSE ? -


TAGS: boxman flowers escape happy hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 3:56 pm, #233404
The more you know haha
motinet - April 16, 2012, 10:35 am, #233380

"Stranded", was Homer Simpsons favorite TV series, lol


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: hubris sun sunflower world
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm, #185650
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm, #185600
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm, #185597
Perfect.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am, #185570
FUKCING AMAZAZING!!! Spacedog!! 5L!
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am, #185538
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am, #185524
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm, #185500
Magnificent.


MEMENTO MORI - Death is the sound of distant thunder At a summer picnic


TAGS: flowers death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2012, 9:01 am, #238952

n1 5L
ElleWhyInIn - September 6, 2012, 4:06 am, #238948
An extremely disturbing ph**o. Is the wilting supposed to look like a skull? 5 creepy shivers dear.


FRIEND -


TAGS: friend flower pick tear rot
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm, #236662
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236656
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm, #236624
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


WHEN THE MEADOW SPEAKS -




ENDLESS LOVE - "If I could plant a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."


TAGS: endless love flowers garden
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:56 pm, #241250
HALLIEMARIE!!


*VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES: CAULIFLOWER.... -




IT MAY BE ALL THE THANKS YOU GET -


TAGS: flowers cheer people
Rating: 5/5

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SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:24 am, #219898
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for a while,,, THX 5 LOL'S
SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:23 am, #219897
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for w while,,, THX 5 LOL'S


CONSIDER THE DAFFODIL -




CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday


TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

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yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am, #26646
now thats demotivational


JUST CANT HELP IT -




DIVERSITY -


TAGS: sunflower
Rating: 3.24/5

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Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:41 am, #91475
Another true demotivator. 5/5.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 2:14 pm, #79798
Thanks, Marduke. Every now and then I seem to luck out. I am perplexed by the litterbox concept, though. Is it like a back yard?
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:50 pm, #79795
Haar, this one is a keeper. I have been demotivated and now I go back to work to be demoralized. Keep up the good work
Sean - May 13, 2009, 12:05 pm, #79775
No one can be accused of trying to imitate me as I'm trying to imitate despair.com -- most of the time, though sometimes I change up the format a little. As for this "toilet" thingy to which refer ... is it anything like a litterbox?
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:03 am, #79708
I concur. Sean's a cat person, though, and therefore a bit more fastidious in his approach. I, being a dog person, slobber everywhere and only on rare occasion manage to hit the toilet bowl while urinating.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:42 pm, #79700
Sean just strikes gold 90% of the time he swings his pick... or whatever Canadians use to mine for gold. The index finger?
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 11:40 pm, #79699
Not calling you a copycat by far. I'm merely drawing a parallel in quality. I enjoy the posters that I couldn't ever conceive myself. Alas, Guinness spurs my wit as much as it hinders.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 11:34 pm, #79697
Agd, I'm actually honored. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as well, so I believe it's only a tribute to Sean if there occasionally seems to be any similarity.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 10:12 pm, #79687
Sparks ... what the orphanage cat caused ... but I won't say how.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm, #79682
Now that I read my comment, it barely sounds like a compliment. Haar, keep it up. You've sparks of greatness.... something Sean just takes for granted.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 9:59 pm, #79681
True. Channeling frustrations, Sean? Haar is certainly of a level to be considered a Sean-esque prodigy.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 8:58 pm, #79670
A true demot, and therefore doomed to subpar ratings due to it's oddity.


KAVORKA -




DEVOTION -


TAGS: love heart flowers
Rating: 4.58/5

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Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:32 pm, #239131
Fanta-epic-tastic...
Reality Lord - September 13, 2012, 3:24 pm, #239128

lol


FLOWERS -


TAGS: flower garden
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - June 30, 2011, 7:49 am, #220777

in the words of a wise man..."ahhhhh.. ahhhhhhh.. Moti-Twist.... achoooo! *cough* Philosophy Wall *cough*
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 7:43 am, #220776
ahhhhh.. ahhhhhhh.. Moti-Twist.... achoooo! *cough* Philosophy Wall *cough*


FLOWER - I knew her B4 she went all "HOLLYWOOD" and sold out!


TAGS: flower meerkat manor
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:35 pm, #119704
Love it!!!!


ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.




PICK -


TAGS: another man or another flower
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 10:27 pm, #236030

who spends time with you instead of money on you, and then you have something real.
lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 10:26 pm, #236029

Tell her what I told mine: If you're looking for mperfection, you're going to spend a lot of time unhappy. If you plan on changing someone to suit you, you will fail. Find someone who laughs with you, not at you; cries for you, not because of you...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:30 pm, #236026
Nice! I'll be sure to advise my daughter of that when she's old enough to date. It would be better if she were fierce enough that no one would be brave enough to dump her, but them's the breaks.
Derek - June 7, 2012, 3:53 am, #235929
Or one fewer petal.
lgvernon - June 6, 2012, 6:07 pm, #235900

;)
spacedog - June 6, 2012, 6:00 pm, #235899
Nice one lgvernon.
Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 4:49 pm, #235897
Simple solution! Hilarious!
lgvernon - June 6, 2012, 10:27 am, #235880

Thanks, Greeny!~
Greeny - June 6, 2012, 7:07 am, #235875
outstanding - 5L


HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.


TAGS: spelling flower plant nazi epicscribbles
Rating: 4.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 12, 2011, 1:52 am, #219899
Yeah, and that phiclosspopcal? philisophical? phislsocpical?
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:20 am, #219822
Yeah or those bastard chrisantamem.. Chrysantimum.. The ones that sorta look like peonys


CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.


TAGS: smell the flowers liquid
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm, #241620
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5


ROSES -




I AM A FLOWER THUS I AM PARTLY A GHOST. THAT IS THE INGENIOUSNESS AND JUST AS WELL THE ALLUREMENT OF THIS ENCHANTMENT I SO PROUDLY CALL MY LIFE. -


TAGS: flower ghost perspective mask enchantment
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hawamleh - March 23, 2012, 8:58 am, #231882
Just like your poster said, your style is like a flower, few of the masses will find it alluring, you won't get good votes, but if you stick to your style you might get respect. You got 3Ls from me, cause this is boring frankly, way too windy.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:46 am, #222819
Remarkable! It almost makes sense. Sorta sounds like the opening paragraph to a serial killers manifesto. Nice layout, enchanting picture, 3L's
5150monkeylove - August 9, 2011, 11:57 pm, #222817
Ok, welcome to MF. If you need some help, feel free to ask some of the elders on the site. I for one was not wowed by the debut, but it is original and different. keep it up, Art has many forms. 3L
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:40 pm, #222785
And in addition to that it's just the beginning of my motifake career.
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm, #222784
*it's not for those WHO don't listen
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm, #222783
I know its a bit long. But it's not for those to lazy to read. It's not for those you don't listen. In fact, I just wanted to express myself honestly, giving a small piece of my soul back to Motifake after getting so much.
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:00 pm, #222780
nice... how many you think will have the patience to read all? 5L


IT'S SAFE TO SAY -


TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm, #135020
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am, #117696
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm, #114628
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!


TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...




conserve -


TAGS: woman flower universe
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2013, 10:47 pm, #251208
Just don't get too focused on trying to fertilizing one. Flowers turn into fly traps very quickly.


ALL IT TAKES -


TAGS: life honey flower money
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - September 10, 2012, 1:11 am, #239051
lol... I knew it needs something that I don't have, but I didn't know what...


Arguments -




Late Bloomer -




Spring Is Almost Here! -


TAGS: sun grass flowers birds baths
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm, #252916
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.


ah, romance -




Flowers and Love -




Mother Nature -


TAGS: mother nature jokes flowers erectile dysfunction
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:35 am, #253175
That, and not keeping any pictures of mother nearby. Mine or hers. :-/
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:51 pm, #253167
Crotchety, one word...vegagra. Vegetations' version of mans best friend, the little blue pill.


MUCH TOO OFTEN - Before the flowers of friendship fades friendship fades


TAGS: flowers fade feas
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheOne - February 11, 2011, 9:39 pm, #212241
For some reason demotivational makes me feel better than rather worse. I guess i have a strong heart.


KEEP YOUR MOM WELL WATERED -




GO FIGURE -




Bride in white -


TAGS: bride wedding woman flowers
Rating: 4.56/5

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fgd051943 - October 11, 2013, 12:53 pm, #250334
No, I wouldn't do that! It would be pretty expensive and a kiss would bruise your lips. A hug would be cold and not at all rewarding. Just tell her she is so beautiful in traditional white. Besides, the contrast will make her easier to find.
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:21 am, #250330
d***! Now I've got to get her to wear stainless steel!


Listen -


TAGS: earth day chinese fleeceflower herb
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:55 pm, #248949
I'm ju5t glad that I'm not the only one noticing this root's hog. Easy too much Miracle Grow, lol!
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:30 pm, #245383
If that's George Takei, it makes sense.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 8:06 pm, #245352
Creepy, yes, but Herb looks obviously happy to finally be topside, and busting at the seams for some action.
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm, #245348
That's creeeeepy!


MERCY -


TAGS: flower love
Rating: 4.44/5

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Wet & Cold -




CHURCH MICE - Ya gotta' love the hats.


TAGS: mouse flower humor
Rating: 4.24/5

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RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 2:07 am, #237686
Cute.


WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR -


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm, #237173
It's from Hitch****s 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm, #237162
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am, #237154
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm, #237141
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm, #237139
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.


IF SHE ONLY KNEW -




MOTISEEDLINGS - Ripe and ready to be roasted and eaten by all


TAGS: sunflower seeds
Rating: 3.82/5

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ICEMAN - April 18, 2011, 9:56 pm, #216739
I like the sentiment. It makes me all warm & fuzzy inside. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:50 pm, #191668
thank you sir
Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 10:40 pm, #191665

well done dude...very! 5L roasted alive
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:22 pm, #191659
Thanks. I have been getting, forgive the pun, heaps of advice along the way. And I am seeing it in the votes.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:16 pm, #191657
After checking out your posters all I will say is your best rated are best for a reason. Simple and straight forward seems to be the best way to go as a new member. That's just my opinion for what it's worth.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:11 pm, #191656
You caught me on the right day, otherwise that would have been a very poor suggestion that you just made! You happen to be the first noob I have encountered under my latest of "new leaves". I may offer advice, but the threat of death is off the table.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:07 pm, #191655
nice! Anyways, feel free to check out my other noob stuff, and give me praise or death as you see fit.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:50 pm, #191654
No I call "it" a "donkey punch". (don't google that Claire)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:37 pm, #191653
so thats what you call it?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:33 pm, #191652
Slap in the head with a soggy moccasin?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:23 pm, #191651
Mrs. Scarlet in the dining room with the poison?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 9:21 pm, #191649
I prefer Mrs Pea**** in the kitchen with a rope....
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:15 pm, #191648
Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 9:13 pm, #191647
Old Man Jenkins from the boat shop? Officer Jones from the museum?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm, #191645
Micheal Richards dead in the East river?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 9:00 pm, #191644
Micheal Richards live in Harlem?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:54 pm, #191643
I think he may have before snl. Most of them did. but regardless, he is the most unfunny comedian I know.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:50 pm, #191642
Except*
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:49 pm, #191641
I don't even know who these people are. o_O Accept Mencia. I really hate that guy.
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:45 pm, #191640
He does stand-up?
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:41 pm, #191639
nope, much worse..... Jimmy Fallon
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:39 pm, #191638
Greg Proops? UGH! We may have hit bottom.
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:37 pm, #191637

Sam Kinneson
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:36 pm, #191636
Greg Proops?
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:31 pm, #191635
Gallagher?
rerun - August 30, 2010, 8:15 pm, #191634

Carlos Mencina?
Claire - August 30, 2010, 8:14 pm, #191633
(I hate both George Lopez and Dane Cook.) I like a clever pun, OK?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:13 pm, #191632
(And George Lopez.)
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 8:12 pm, #191631
I wont hold it against her. Especially since she voted. (score not a factor)
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 8:09 pm, #191630
(She also likes Dane Cook)
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:49 pm, #191629
I like your sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 7:41 pm, #191628
Thanks! So far most of mine are borderline fails.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:29 pm, #191619
Good one! 5L from me, sir.


CUBBYBEAR STUDIOS -


TAGS: flower
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sean - February 28, 2010, 7:25 pm, #161165
Why, thank you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:14 am, #77843
Oh. My. God. BEST poster ever. I could start a religion around this! Ten MILLION lions!! AND five bonus points ( one for each meerkat - Stanley, Chips, Twink, Fortescue, and Robespierre ).
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 1:13 am, #77809
I recall it... love obscure references. That, and irrelevant tangents. Comic gold.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 12:08 am, #77762
Thanks. It was inspired by Cubbybear's really cool poster "Flower".
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:15 pm, #77742
Great poster.
Sean - May 4, 2009, 10:56 pm, #77734
Notice the tag, CB? I mock yer not.


INVISIBLE WOMAN - She's a real wall-flower.




WORKAHOLIC -




ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.


TAGS: flowers wife wifes girl lady women broad fail owned
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm, #97064
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm, #97061
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm, #97060
*hegemony
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm, #97059
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm, #97058
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up *** is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm, #97056
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up *** is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm, #97055
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am, #97034
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am, #97033
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm, #96991
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #96981
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she a**umes she'll out live me makes her very happy!


RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.




VEGAN GIRLS -


TAGS: signe vegan flowers nom
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm, #108035
Cauliflower, rocket, broccoli, artichoke - all flowers - or parts of them.
TigerKid - April 27, 2009, 10:57 pm, #76005
Is that you in the pic Signe?
Sean - April 27, 2009, 5:15 pm, #75956
"Funny poster." I said. And I meant it.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 8:59 am, #61597
Nah but she ate all the flowers muhahaha! Yeah I have no sense of humor :( But I eat flowers! :D OM NOM NOM
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:48 am, #61589
and then she got deflowered???


HEY BOYSSSSSS - wanna ride?




FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.


TAGS: flowers roses
Rating: 2.07/5

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TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm, #20559
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm, #20558
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball s******ing, semen sipping, b******ing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN f***FACE! You demotiv


special delivery -


TAGS: karma flowers delivery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am, #261427
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm, #261425
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*


LOVE -


TAGS: flowers anzac waratah australia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 25, 2015, 7:06 pm, #260936
Thanks, osa! I'll have to try them! See if they grow here.
OSA - April 25, 2015, 12:32 am, #260926
They are Waratahs. State flower for New South Wales.Fairly easy to grow. Average blossom is tennis ball sized.
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 9:08 pm, #260921
Those flowers are super-cool! Never seen them before! Nice poster! 5L


Politically Correct -


TAGS: alice wonderland flowers pc
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2014, 11:22 am, #258568
Crotchety...thanks...gut hurts...5L kinda hurt!


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